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Axe Cop – the Greatest Comic Ever Written

I haven’t posted a single thing in a very long time. In fact, it’s been almost a year since my last pitiful excuse for a post.

I haven’t wanted to write. I simply haven’t felt inspired. I had overwhelmed myself by reading too many comic books. In fact my hobby had become a chore, and once a hobby becomes a chore, it’s time for that hobby to die.

However my love for comics wouldn’t die, and I suspect it never will. I thought long and hard about deleting this blog. Overtime it had become a den of negativity. Post after post I complained like a whiny fanboy and praised only a handful of titles. Although I stand by my tastes I found myself wishing I had spent less time complaining and more time talking about the titles which truly deserve to be talked about.

So I decided to come back and write once more, but still I was uninspired. I felt as though I needed the right thing to come along and bonk me on the head. Something that would rejuvenate my love of comics and force me to write once more.

I absolutely did not expect my enthusiasm to be revived by a comic book written by a five year old boy.

Axe Cop is an amazing comic created and written by Malachai Nicolle, age 5 and features art by his brother Ethan Nicolle, age 29. The age difference and the fact that the two are brothers instantly sparked my interest.
Reading through the first issue I was reminded of my own comics which I wrote at a very young age, and now here I am, nearly Ethan’s age… and I feel like a kid again.

But beyond forcing me to long for my youth, Axe Cop is actually good. In fact it’s hilarious, and not in a malicious way. In many ways it is reminiscent of the Tick. From the black and white art to the heroes and villains that seem to poke fun at the cliché nature of comic books in general.

Of course the tongue in cheek humor really comes from the art of Malachai’s brother, Ethan. But the stories wouldn’t work if they weren’t written by a five year old. The real humor comes from seeing a child’s take on the world of super heroes. A world he seems to take seriously… but only as serious as a kid can really get: head-chopping plays just as big a role as candy canes, unicorn magic and killer robots.
I honestly have no complaint with this comic. It’s fun to read, makes me feel young again and left me wanting more.

Over time I’m confident more Axe Cop will be released, and I fully plan on reviewing each coming issue here.

All six issues are posted on the official Axe Cop site, however at the time of this writing the site’s account has been suspended due to an unexpected increase in traffic from Reddit. Thankfully someone uploaded all six pages to imgur. Once Axecop.com comes back up I’ll change these links to point to their rightful home.

Axe Cop #1 Axe Cop #2 Axe Cop #3 Axe Cop #4 Axe Cop #0 Axe Cop #5

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My Little Pony Mods

My Little Pony Joker

A friend of mine just sent me a link to Mari Kasurinen’s My Little Pony Mods. Most of them are sold out, but they’re still fun to look at.

My favorites are displayed below, but you should definitely head over to Mari’s site to check out the rest.

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Refacing Government Tender

Refacing Government Tender is an awesome photoset by Joe D on Flickr. He takes US cash and turns the images of dead presidents in to funny portraits. My favorites are the comic book characters.

Joker Washington

George-El

BobKane Batman Washington

Dr. Manhattan Washington

Rorschach Washington

These are a few of my favorites. Check out the rest on Joe D’s Flickr Photo Stream.

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The Walking Dead #57 Review

Walking Dead #57

Warning: This review contains spoilers. If you haven’t read up to issue #57 yet, stop now and come back later once you’ve caught up!

As I have pointed out numerous times, The Walking Dead is my favorite comic book to date. It’s only competitor is Fear Agent. Time and again Robert Kirkman has pushed the limits of the survival horror genre, and of comic books in general.
The rape of Michone, the horrific retaliation bestowed upon the Governor, the unexpected death of many characters, including Rick’s wife and baby; Robert Kirkman has truly proven that this book is not about zombies, it’s about the survivors.

The most recent issue of the Walking Dead, issue #57, pushed another boundary: the attempted rape of Rick’s child.

In this issue the survivor’s arrive at an onramp to the interstate as they continue their journey towards Washington D.C.
Rick and Abraham decide to take the interstate towards Rick’s former home town in order to raid the police station for supplies. Of course Rick insists upon taking Carl along for the ride so that he can keep an eye on him. Upon nightfall Rick and Abraham decide to make camp.
It is soon thereafter that a group of rednecks attack Rick, Abraham and Carl in their sleep in attempt to rob them.
In a rather shocking series of panels Carl is dragged away from his father and has his pants ripped off. Thankfully Rick is able to come to Carl’s aid before things go further.

This was such a horrible turn in the story that in the letters section, Krikman actually felt the need to offer what could almost be translated as an apology to his readers.

Kirkman explains how this was a very difficult thing for him to write. He also explains that he and Charlie Adlard took no delight in this section of the comic.

Call it an apology, an explanation or simply an excuse, there’s no doubt in my mind that Kirkman’s email has been littered with angry letters of complaint.

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Holy crap… I’m swamped!

Anyone who bothers to keep up with my blog knows that I haven’t been writing much lately. There are many reasons for this, but the main one is a lack of time. I haven’t even had enough time to read my comic books, let along write about them.

Well I’m taking this extended weekend to make a very concerted effort to catch up on the goings on in the comic book world, starting by picking up a neglected stack of issues that have been waiting for me at my local comic shop. The issues have been piling up for around two months now.
And let me tell you, purchasing two months worth of comic books in one shot is somewhat sickening.

Being swamped with life in general, and now a stack of comics, made me start to wonder if I’m alone in this constant game of comic book catch-up.

So, how many comics do you read each month? Do you have any particular methods for keeping up?

Perhaps the problem here is that I read to many comics. Check out my pull list ( below ) and tell me what you think.

  • Action Comics
  • Action Comics Annual
  • All Star Batman and Robin the Boy
  • Wonder
  • All Star Superman
  • Amazing Spider-Man
  • Amazing Spider-Man Annual
  • Amazing Spider-Man Extra
  • Batman
  • Batman All RIP crossovers and minis
  • Cable
  • Captain America
  • Detective Comics
  • Fear Agent
  • Hulk
  • Incredible Hulk
  • Iron Man
  • Iron Man Annual
  • JSA Kingdom Come Special Superman
  • Justice League of America
  • Justice Society of America
  • Justice Society of America Annual
  • Marvel Zombies 3
  • New X-Men
  • Punisher War Journal
  • Punisher War Hournal Annual
  • Secret Invasion
  • Superman
  • Superman Annual
  • Tales of the Fear Agent
  • Thor
  • Uncanny X-Men
  • Uncanny X-Men Annual
  • Walking Dead
  • Wolverine
  • X-Factor
  • X-Men

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I just got done watching a bootlegged trailer of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Although I’ve slammed the very concept of this movie in the past, I have to admit it looks rather promising.
I’m especially looking forward to seeing Gambit ( as portrayed by Taylor Kitsch ) in this film.

Check out the trailer while you still can at traileraddict. Otherwise you’ll need to wait until this Monday to watch it from the comfort of your home.

Update: Trailer Addict is now hosting the official trailer.

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The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray

I bought a brand new Blu-Ray player and The Dark Knight a couple days ago.

I’m slightly disappointed. There are very few special features. The IMAX scenes look amazing, but they just make the standard HD scenes much more obvious that they aren’t filling up my 16:9 aspect ratio television. The constant shifting between aspect ratios was just a little too distracting for my liking.

It’s still an amazing movie though. If you haven’t seen it for some reason, you should stop being an idiot and watch it.

Also: turns out I’m not dead. I just haven’t had the urge to write for quite a while.

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All-Star Batman and Robin #10… now with F-Words!

I’m late to the party with this news, but All-Star Batman and Robin #10 has some crazy swears in it. Apparently it was a mistake and DC is recalling all issues to correct the problem… by burning the tainted issues.
Thankfully I have one of the problem issues. I’ll post pics when I actually get it in my possession.

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Johnny Depp as the Riddler? No Thanks

I have the utmost faith in Christopher Nolan’s abilities. When I first saw the trailer for Batman Begins, I had no desire to head to the theatre. In fact, I waited for the DVD and was completely blown away. I kicked myself a few times for missing it’s theatrical release and hoped for a sequel.
When The Dark Knight started filming I had began planning my trip to the big screen immediately. I have seen The Dark Knight twice, am planning on seeing it again at an IMAX theatre and look forward to owning the DVD.
Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are two of my favorite films. They are by far the best comic book movies ever made.

However I am a little worried. With the success of The Dark Knight, Nolan will obviously direct a third installment of the franchise, and the question on everyone’s mind is, who will be Batman’s newest nemesis?
According to hollyscoop.com the Riddler will be making an appearance, as played by Johnny Depp. This matches up with a quote floating around from Gary Oldman:

Maybe we don’t need the Joker. Because we’ll have The Riddler.

The article also mentions that execs are pushing for the Penguin, a character David Goyer (screenwriter) has already expressed distaste for, and had rejected as a possibility (along with Catwoman) as an upcoming villain.

I hope the Goyer sticks to his guns and leaves the Penguin and Catwoman out, and I wish he would reconsider on the Riddler. It was a bold move using the relatively lesser known Scarecrow in the first film, and I would prefer something along those lines in the third. Perhaps the Ventriloquist or Hugo Strange… I wouldn’t even mind seeing Bane. But the Riddler? I just can’t take the guy seriously. He bores me. He’s not threatening. His crimes typically amount to little more than jewelry store knock-offs, and I can barely think of him in movie form without Jim Carrey popping in to my head.
Then again, maybe that’s the point. Take Johnny Depp, cast him as the Riddler and turn the character on it’s head. It just might work, and only time will tell if Nolan’s streak can continue.

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Fear Agent #22: I Against I Part 1 of 6 Review

Fear Agent #22

I’ve been hooked on Fear Agent since it first came out more than two years ago. After making the move From Image to Dark Horse Comics, this series has only managed to get better.

The current Arc, I Against I, is shaping up to be yet another great story line.

When last we left Heath Huston and Nicholas in Hatchet Job #5 (issue #21) they were sucked in to a black hole while attempting to escape from the planet Neavsivia. Now they are stranded on an unfamiliar planet where they attempt to survive it’s harsh conditions.

I really love the looks of the civilization that Heath encounters on this new world. It seems to be a mix of an old Western town and a futuristic palace city. I’m not sure why, but I have a thing for alien civilizations that resemble towns from the Wild West… they intrigue me.

Rick Remender continually manages to keep me engaged throughout each and every issue, and by the end leaves me wanting more. I can’t wait to see where this story is heading.
Honestly, if you are not reading Fear Agent, I highly recommend that you pick up the trades. If you’re like me, you’ll be hooked on the monthly issues.

You can preview the first three pages of I Against I at the official Dark Horse Comics website.

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