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Tornados are going to kill me today

I’m writing this from my basement. There are friends of ours on the way to join my family and me in the basement. Tornados sirens have just sounded. In 2 minutes the worst is supposed to hit. There is an 80% chance of multiple tornados today. If I survive, you’ll get lots of content, all afore mentioned. Well I’m off to go die now.

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  1. Vulcore says

    well… have fun with… all that… yeah (this is just one more reason to move to northern Illinois)

  2. Joe says

    I’m still alive… the tornado watch goes until 5pm. If I die, I want to be mummified and buried with all of my worldly possessions in a tomb with my family and friends… they will be left alive of course to die a slow and horrible death, and they will usher me in to the after life where I will return as a mummy and continue writing my blog… and eating brains.

  3. Hyperion says

    Northern, Il have them too, have you ever heard of the following: Plainfield (WORSE), Bollingbrook, Aurora, Romeoville, Rockford,

    HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!

    WERE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNN!

  4. Vulcore says

    hey hyperion – do you mind not meddling with my inside joke – Joe knew exactly what I was talking about. Regardless, I know all those towns and since they’re worthless I don’t care if they get wiped from the face of the Earth.

  5. Ryan says

    oh you big baby Joey, come down to Texas. We invented Tornadoes! ;)



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