By Curlee
I’m writing this from my basement. There are friends of ours on the way to join my family and me in the basement. Tornados sirens have just sounded. In 2 minutes the worst is supposed to hit. There is an 80% chance of multiple tornados today. If I survive, you’ll get lots of content, all afore mentioned. Well I’m off to go die now.

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well… have fun with… all that… yeah (this is just one more reason to move to northern Illinois)
I’m still alive… the tornado watch goes until 5pm. If I die, I want to be mummified and buried with all of my worldly possessions in a tomb with my family and friends… they will be left alive of course to die a slow and horrible death, and they will usher me in to the after life where I will return as a mummy and continue writing my blog… and eating brains.
Northern, Il have them too, have you ever heard of the following: Plainfield (WORSE), Bollingbrook, Aurora, Romeoville, Rockford,
HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!
WERE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNN!
hey hyperion – do you mind not meddling with my inside joke – Joe knew exactly what I was talking about. Regardless, I know all those towns and since they’re worthless I don’t care if they get wiped from the face of the Earth.
oh you big baby Joey, come down to Texas. We invented Tornadoes! ;)
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